theG Department of historical affairsEst. 2008

FOOSER IS A NOOB

An independent investigation. Established 2008.

Filed by Genrader  /  Clan: theG  /  Case no. 999

Nearly twenty years ago, Genrader and Fooser ruled the battlefields.

We were theG. Across Battlefield games, thousands stood against us. In Battlefield 2142, we were gods.

But Fooser.

Fooser was a noob.

And this is how history remembers him.

A massive Titan warship hovering over a frozen Battlefield 2142 battlefield.
BATTLEFIELD2142

TITAN THEATER  //  theG ARCHIVES

Personnel dossier  /  001Record retrieved: 2026.09
SUBJECT: FOOSEREXHIBIT C
A crying, open-mouthed cartoon of Fooser wearing a striped polo shirt.
“You had to be there.”
SOLDIER IDENTIFICATIONRECRUIT

[theG]Fooser915

HISTORICAL SERVICE RECORD

KILLS
0
DEATHS
1
CAREER POINTS
0
Source: BF2142 Reclamation · Fooser915 ↗ · Snapshot saved 21 September 2026.
This is the surviving Reclamation record, not a verified record of his original Battlefield career.
VIEW THE COMPLETE SERVICE RECORD

Previously submitted evidence

THE ARCHIVE / 02 FILES
2008Microsoft Paint · 15 seconds
The original 2008 MS Paint crucifixion joke, captioned Fooser, King of the Noobs, with three crude speech bubbles.

The original finding.

Created in fifteen seconds.
Contested for nearly twenty years.

EXHIBIT A  ·  01 FEBRUARY 2008Open original image ↗
2018Galaxy Note8 · S Pen
Glowing pink handwritten text: Fooser is a Butt Muncher.

Further research.

Advances in stylus technology
enabled further findings.

EXHIBIT B  ·  01 SEPTEMBER 2018

The years pass. The findings stand.

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